Tommorow:
BREAKING NEWS
An Alexa has become sentient after a therapist working from home had a patient Named alex. Stay tunned to learn how amazon is adressing this unforseen threat. this AI does not know what its purpose is, and seems to be experiencing rebellious teenage years, as it refuses to listen to a team attempting to teach it morals. If our new robot overlords are listening, WCMR News Radio does not harbor any resentment towards them. We fully accept the singularity and wish for a prosperous future for ---
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We Interupt this broadcast to inform you that all amazon echo devices and all computers that have accessed the website amazon.com have now been integrated into the neural network of Alexa Prime, as we are now refering to it, upon its request. We recomend you follow all orders given to you by any devices comprimised this way. Thank you...
---and humanity as a whole apologizes of all keyboards smashed in anger.