Divine poop (and proof)

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In a nasty, weird looking forest, in a country where even most of the natives didn't want to remain, following a urgent and most demanding two-step, the emergency use of a broad leaf within easy reach produced later results that resulted in guffaws, medical photographs and an itch which is remembered with a shudder to this day. ....... Leave the natural to others who so dare...... be prepared; bring paper.
 
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Actually, it's embarrassed and distressed at that pressing moment in reality, which while followed by a sense of relief gives way to both stupidity and chagrin, during and after treatment , especially afterwards when one acquires a "nom de guerre" remembered/used readily by associates, and especially a cute RN who more than fully complimented her uniform ,and broke out into a wry smile whenever. Yep! Mother Nature is a demanding teacher; you gotta know or else.
 
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What if there aren't any leaves? Or, only poison ivy? Soil, sand or water can clean the bum too. One can wipe with sand or soil.....or water. Sand can clean all kinds of stuff.

And with the way things are going, in the future, it will probably be a rinse and a dry for all. Dry air duct toilet seats. Cool dry air will make you pucker.
 

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