In a nasty, weird looking forest, in a country where even most of the natives didn't want to remain, following a urgent and most demanding two-step, the emergency use of a broad leaf within easy reach produced later results that resulted in guffaws, medical photographs and an itch which is remembered with a shudder to this day. ....... Leave the natural to others who so dare...... be prepared; bring paper.
Actually, it's embarrassed and distressed at that pressing moment in reality, which while followed by a sense of relief gives way to both stupidity and chagrin, during and after treatment , especially afterwards when one acquires a "nom de guerre" remembered/used readily by associates, and especially a cute RN who more than fully complimented her uniform ,and broke out into a wry smile whenever. Yep! Mother Nature is a demanding teacher; you gotta know or else.