190-year-old Jonathan is the oldest tortoise ever

""In spite of his age, Jonathan still has good libido and is seen frequently to mate with Emma and sometimes Fred — animals are often not particularly gender-sensitive!" Hollins told Guinness World Records. "

"In his twilight years, Jonathan is blind and can't smell "

Poor Jonathan... How would he distinguish between Emma, Fred a construction hard hat... Fair play for finding anything... Sounds like a very slow motion comedy sketch.